Get "Curse of the Crystal Coconut" here: https://smarturl.it/COTCC “Shit Boat (No Fans)” is about 75 seconds of music that will be stuck in your head forever. It’s pure hedonism and unadulterated fun – a trademark ALESTORM tune! ALESTORM on “Shit Boat (No Fans)”: "Oh wow, everyone knows that short songs are the best songs, so naturally we had to make a music video for the shortest song on our album. This animation was put together by the lovely people at RMIT University in Melbourne, and it features all the classic elements of an ALESTORM video: Magical Girl transformations, giant Hungarian men dropping turds on your garden, rubber ducks, and crudely drawn cartoon penises. Enjoy!" Producer Aaron McLoughlin on the video: “Yeah, the pandemic has been tough on everyone, but it's going to take...
