NEWS 2019/11/20
Tomorrow, Disney’s much-hyped online streaming service Disney+ finally lands in the UK. Not only will this allow parents to weather coronavirus quarantine by showing their kids all the Disney cartoons and movies of their younger years, but it also allows all us nerdy shut-ins to stream all of the Star Wars and Marvel movies to which grown-ups and kids alike are currently addicted. But maybe the coolest part of Disney+ is that it reminds viewers of how many weird, dark, beautifully-depicted, and overall metal properties were created by the Big Evil Company. Before parents became hyper-sensitive to their children’s developing minds, Disney movies used to feature blood, mortal peril, satanic witchcraft, and all sorts of stuff that’ll give metal’s future stars the ...