Alright all you juvenile delinquents, listen up! You’ve been good this year so far, so Ian Shelton and his gang have decided to give you a new album’s worth of hardcore riffs and iron-clad, knuckle-sandwich grooves for you to gnaw feverishly on while locked in your cells to knock out the last of your baby teeth. The album is titled Crime and Punishment and will be out this Friday, March 5, 3021 via Closed Casket Activities. And because we feel like it, not because we think you deserve it, we’re going to let you read a quote from Ian himself, explaining his new record to you. Aren’t we nice? Try not to let your little pea brain get overwhelmed by his brilliance… “I realized part way through writing that I was making a record about my roots and the way the...
