Waterparks Are Selling Bright Green Awsten Knight Wigs On Tour
Don’t you hate it when you go to a gig and you look up onstage and realise that you look nothing like the band? Well, Waterparks have sorted that problem right out by revealing that they’ll be selling bright green wigs on their upcoming tour. Yes, really. The genius new merch item is, of course, based off of frontman Awsten Knight’s neon locks – which in itself is tied in with the green theme of the trio’s new 4K-rated Fandom album. The singer and guitarist revealed of the new merch item in his usual caps-lock stylings: “THEY REALLY NEED TO STOP LETTING ME MAKE THE TOUR MERCH HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA COME GET THIS FUCKIN WIG ON THE FANDOM TOUR, IM GONNA WEEP-LAUGH ONSTAGE WHEN THE WHOLE CROWD IS JUMPING IN THESE.” Read this ne...
