As a connoisseur of economy dining, I can’t help but notice how the all-you-can-eat rock and roll salad bar is becoming less (and less) appetizing. Yet, there I was, just the other day, peering through the smeared plexiglass sneeze deflector, hoping to sample something that wasn’t totally disgusting. Dude, is that a Band-Aid bobbing in the bleu cheese dressing? And then I spotted it. Mmm! Between the canister of stale Album Oriented Rock and the bowl of soggy pop-punk was an appealing little platter. What the heck is Lilieae? It sure looked delicious, but would it actually be tasty? Only one way to find out. Scoop! Scoop! Scoop! Zinging with all the zesty flavor of the most robust Warped Tour entrées, Lilieae (LIL-EE-AY) pleases the palate, without the unpleasant metalcore aftertaste. An i...
