We are excited to announce that Punknews will be launching a premium destination festival. Cool, Smart People Fest will take place on beautiful, tropical Goian Island, which as you know, is the largest island of the Republic of Moldova. The festival is very exclusive, so you have to be very cool, very smart, and very rich to attend. At the all-inclusive festival, you will enjoy fantastic luxuries such as a double wide plastic tent, two meals a day including a Broc-n-cheese hot pocket and some Arbys we found, as well as non-stop premium entertainment. We haven't booked any bands yet, but we assure you the music will be the best music you have ever heard. A guy that plays banjo outside Starbucks expressed some interest in playing. We also e-mailed Paul McCartney. (He hasn't responded yet). W...