Whatever you do, do not Google: ‘Biblically-accurate angels’. It’s a nugget of wisdom that’s been knocking around the weirdest corners of the internet memescape for years now. All twisted dogma and teasing reverse-psychology, the dare is there for those not in the know to find out that – in the Old Testament, at least – God’s messengers were not the handsome, largely-humanoid figures with big wings, long robes and shiny halos that we know from modern Christian doctrine and popular culture. From the animal-human hybrid Cherubim to the six-winged Seraphim, they are weird, often frightening beings. None more so than the Ophanim, comprised of interlocking gold wheels filled with countless all-seeing orbs. For Keith Buckley, there was no better inspiration after which to name h...