“I wanna see more sex in the mosh-pit”: Kerrang!’s view from the bar at Bloodstock 2024

What does the ​‘B’ in BOA stand for? On this weekend’s evidence: banter. There was plenty of horsing around at Bloodstock this weekend, notably Hatebreed waving their ball around, and Raised By Owls’ entire set (and that’s before the arrival of nun-mum). But it was off it that you find that the true heart of festivals is often a very silly one indeed.  First up, having slayed the main stage on Friday with one of the sets of the weekend, Green Lung frontman Tom Templar hit upon a wheeze for a new band while watching – and, indeed, knowing every single word to – Eternal Champion. ​“It’s gonna be like this,” he told us. Yeah? What are you calling it? ​“Todger.” Marvellous. We sincerely hope the lad remembered all this the next day. More sensibly, Opeth​’s Mikael ...