It’s been widely reported that during early screenings of the third Terrifier movie, some people didn’t make it to the title card before walking out in disgust. Another patron is said to have got halfway through before they barfed in the cinema, while someone else had to leave because they were having a panic attack. These people all missed out, and not just because they didn’t get to see Chris Jericho lining up to get offed. By director Damien Leone’s own description, the beginning is “not even the big kill scene” (also adding that he funded the movie himself so it would actually get made). Given the amount of head-smashing, blood-spraying, axe-swinging, kid-killing mayhem that goes on in the first five minutes, as Art The Clown returns in a Santa suit and sneaks into a&n...