The Simpsons is the greatest television show ever made. It’s not even up for debate – nothing comes close. Does The Sopranos have a blackboard gag and a sofa gag at the beginning of every episode? Does The Wire have “Do It For Her”, the most heartbreakingly beautiful moment in entertainment history? There are more metal shows out there – Game Of Thrones was all dragons and swords, Vikings is all hammers and swords, and swords are extremely metal – but no better ones, and over the three decades it’s been on the air, The Simpsons has presented some pretty metal characters. Is 50 too many to look at? Let’s find out! 50. Principal Seymour Skinner Remember when Skinner’s backstory changed, and he was revealed to be Armin Tamzarian? That was like when a band’s current line-up re-record all ...
