There’s an assumption that once you’ve made it as a musician, no one will fuck with you. But that doesn’t take into consideration what mischievous bastards other musicians can be, especially when drinks are flowing and the night moves into the wee small hours. Case in point, Mastodon drummer Brann Dailor has revealed in a recent interview that he made the mistake of falling asleep around former Slayer and current Misfits and Suicidal Tendencies drummer Dave Lombardo — and awoke to find a penis drawn on his face. Speaking to Rolling Stone about his feelings on the decade, Brann revealed his harrowing experience: “[Don’t] pass out at a party that Dave Lombardo from Slayer is at, ’cause he drew a penis on my face with a marker,” said Bran....
