We like to think of Santa Claus as infallible, a figure whose purpose on this earth is looking out for the good guys and punishing the bad (like God, except real). But looking at the modern world we live in, we have to ask ourselves: how are so many naughty little bastards getting what they want for Christmas, while so many nice people are getting the proverbial coal? That’s what Coheed And Cambria seek to explore with the animated video for their track Toys, subtitled An Unheavenly Christmas Carol.The story of Toys begins the way most Christmas stories do: a little boy writes a letter to Santa Claus, asking for his dream gift. Only this little boy is an evil orange fucker we all know, and his dream gift is to be President Of The United States. Due to an act of elven sabotage, t...
