21 crap jokes about rock music to replace the crap jokes in your Christmas cracker
Considering how much of Christmas involves a) A chunky dude in big boots with a huge beard, b) candles, and c) general excess, it’s strange that it isn’t seen as more metal. Bringing a tree into your house is pagan as fuck. One festive tradition that is really close to being metal – in that it involves a bit of casual pyro – is the Christmas cracker. It just needs the pyro upping a bit (Christmas exploders would be a lot better), the crowns replaced with something a bit more badass and the jokes worked on. Christmas cracker jokes being shit is, of course, important: they can’t be actually funny, it wouldn’t work. With that in mind, if you want to rock up your Christmas dinner a bit, so here are 21 absolute seasonal stinkers to slide into your cr...
