Nearly nine years since it first dropped, the absurd longevity of Grand Theft Auto 5 – soon to span three console generations – has become almost a running joke amongst the gaming community. With its ridiculously enjoyable (and, often, simply ridiculous) three-pronged single-player experience still to be convincingly surpassed, and the runaway commercial success of the GTA Online experience, it’s arguable there isn’t even a real urgency to move on. After all, how the hell is anyone supposed to top the priceless moments already seared into our collective memory: Michael tripping his way through an ‘alien abduction’; Franklin’s fateful choice; the bit where Trevor replaces the Live, Laugh, Love mural in his apartment with the immortal words, ‘Eat, Shit, Die…’? Never a s...